Having a weakness of no plot armor is pretty brutal XD. I liked the humor of this game, it was a very nice touch. I enjoyed the mechanic of trying to loose battles, it made me think of how not to kill the enemies, which was a nice puzzle. The graphics were nice too.
If you wanted to improve some, I recommend adding a next box so people can go through the into cutscene at their own pace. I also suggest lowering the health and increasing the attack damage. Once you figure out how to 'win' a battle, it becomes more of a drawn out process of doing so, shortening this would enable more challenging situations with quicker rewards.
All around, fun game!