Oh dang, detailed! Thank you so much!
Button pressing early was definitely intentional, I wanted to be a bit lenient to mitigate some frustration after some early testing. And the whole thing is designed as a erotic shame-riddled nightmare.
Thanks so much for all the feedback / notes. I kind of want to go through them line-by-line, but I feel like I'd come across as circlejerking & petty simultaneously somehow ;p. Seeing your detailed comments here on everyone's games is heartwarming. : )