Vincent: Mhm. You live in a bigass mansion, you have a weird as shit-not entirely legal job, and your boss is a vampire. So yeah, I'd say your life is pretty interesting at this point...
Vincent: Ok! Ok-so that's not...super helpful to me...because I don't eat human food...BUT-I would still pay you to cook for yourself, if you wanted...or I could find you a job as a chef...
