Wow, a detailed post that points out rooms for improvement yet is encouraging and complimentary... You're the commenter of my dreams.
Congratulations, you found the 7th and last ending! I'm proudest of that one. Reference AND pun, it has everything.
Right, the "phantom jaywalker" bug started after my patch to lessen the pedestrians' impact as walking death machines.... I guess I can't win with these bugs :) And yes, I'm aware of how relaxed the gameplay can be. (That was after I lowered the difficulty for my non-gamer gf). I will fix these, but I'm already going at it on another jam haha. One day, one day I will have time... Anyway, thanks for playing and commenting, I really appreciate it!