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Of course! Just follow this quick and easy guide down below, and you'll have your suggestions back in no time flat!

Step 1: Find a post made by a user with the words "Admin" to the right of their name. Next, click on their username and you will arrive at their profile page. Once the tab is completely loaded, make sure to close all other tabs and windows on your computer and block all other light sources besides your monitor from where you currently are before proceeding to step 2.

Step 2: Arrange 5 unscented tealight candles in an upwards pentagonal formation just under the base of your monitor. Next, grab the nearest sharp-pointed object (preferably a goat horn) and carve a downwards-facing pentagram into your screen while taking care not to damage the circuitry underneath. Do keep in mind, over the course of this entire process, the admin's profile page will always be displayed. DO NOT click off the tab until you have completed each step to this guide, and everything is all set and done.

Step 3: Impale any one of your body parts with the same sharp-pointed object and use your index finger to trace your blood over the pentagram incarve. Next, light each one of the unscented tealight candles in a counter-clockwise direction. Upon doing so, close your eyes and begin repeatedly chanting the phrase "In nomine excrementus, invoco te!" without pause. You may start to hear the screams of the damned while your eyes roll back into your head and blood starts leaking from various parts of your body, but do not panic, this is completely normal! Just keep repeating the phrase until your room stops shaking, and when it does, open your eyes and everything will be restored and back to normal! Continue on with your day as usual, and within 24 hours your post will be restored!

At first, I was very skeptical of this guide. After I accidentally deleted my 200GB of insect cum inflation hentai eroges, I was left deeply depressed when I learned that a majority of the developers have been arrested and the games which were in my collection have long since been deleted. However, after not hearing back from Itch.io support for 8 months, I decided to try this one quick cheap and easy guide and I got them all back no problem! The admin went missing after the fact, but I don't think it's anything to be concerned about!

Once more as I say every day, thank you 4chan for delivering this invaluable guide onto us all!

It almost worked but the price of my soul was too low to cover the debt :(

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That's exactly what the admin is for!

LMAO.  Guess I messed that part up xD