Beware, dear readers, this man, who calls himself a romance connoisseur, is a man of the devil. He is trying to brainwash you into marrying a yandere! (at least not a tsundere, props for that).
Ah, you misunderstand my dear adversary! I am creating friendships for those of lesser confidence whom of which cannot find themselves a lover not matter how hard they try. I am uniting two unlikely companions who would otherwise not even be graced by the love which they seek; and for you to take that away, who are you to assert that I am in fact the villain?
Indeed, the route which I advise may contain many a throe along the way, but it is merely a certain last resort. I offered many other options as you can so clearly tell, but the path I myself paved is one that I have found eternal love within. My genitals may be scorched, but as aforesaid, anything is appropriate as the price of true love!
Will that be all?