Okay.... dude.... a game this bad shouldn't be THIS GOOD. You could even say it's... so bad IT'S GOOD. *ba-dum tsst*. But seriously, what an entry! The story was absurd, the gameplay was janky, the cutscenes brilliant, the models funny, the lack of sound effects interesting... also Eva's flip kick is the best move ever. Also who needs run mechanics when you can just ROLL?