I didn't get the game to work. I think my keyboard can't handle pressing all those buttons at once. I tried all the combinations but it didn't work. Cool idea though, but that dad is an ass so I guess I am glad that I never met him again.
Sorry about that. We are going to change the controls post-review period so it's easier to play!
Yes... in the future you will crush Dadson... it's only a matter of time.