Oh man! I was getting worried no one would find that hidden dialogue hahah I'm really glad to see you did, I wasted time on that feature that I really should have put into testing, sound, or balancing. He pulls from a list of phrases and one of them changes based on how many times you've done a certain action. Really pointless and a bad use of time, but glad someone enjoyed it :)
As for balancing, things definitely need to be worked out, it'll be the first thing I work on post-jam!
Thanks for the feedback!