Yikes, there needs to be a warning about the flashing lights. Also, it seems like whatever emulator/engine you're using, the engine is accessible via the exit button - I found myself in the terminal.
On the whole, as a single joke it's funny, but I've played enough snake to know how it ends. Also, you can't move fast enough in the catching minigame.
So I'll just say "good padoru" to you, good sir.
