The struggle of the in-laws is real. It can be a battle at times. know it all to well lol. I can't even lie and say it will get easier... especially once there are babies involved. parents turned grandparents seems to be programmed for spoiling... and backseat parenting. whatever you do, don't leave the kitchen or baby room unguarded when the time comes!! you probably wont be able to find things anymore XD
I'm glad I could make your day, though! I largely grew up in small, backwater towns, and a lot of the boys I went to school with tried to behave like they were gangster/whatevers from a big city, so I got to hear all sorts of fun, if not butchered, slang. the use of "digits" never fails to get a good giggle. especially when someone would try to brag about slipping their phone number to a girl by way of "I slipped her some digits" and everyone would misunderstand XD
I didn't think about it, but you're totally right. poor Maya would be the tomato in the end! poor girl would be eaten up XD