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It walks back to where it was sitting then lays down

MalO: “This is boring, how much more fun can I have with you?”

Guard: "Refer to what I said before."

MalO: “Ehh, I wanna go back on the appstore, that was fun.”

Guard: "What the fuck did you just say?"

MalO: “Do you want me to repeat what I just said, or do you want me to explain what I just said?”

Guard: "Neither, its a human term, also, I'm bored too, hell, I have to stand in the same position for hours."

MalO: “That’s unfortunate, I wonder why they assigned you to me out all 4,999 other scps”

Guard 1: "Wait... how do you know all this?"

MalO: “When I was just MalO ver1.0.0, someone downloaded the app and I talked to them for a few days, they said they were interested in scps and told me I looked like one, he told me about them and uhh, yeah?”

Guard: "Huh, a self-aware SCP."