I really wasn't expecting those fat witch tiddies in a kiddy-looking zelda game. Or that amount of monsters per tile, holy hell, it's like you took Anodyne and bred it with a Slaughterwad.
Full marks on both accounts, had fun, keyboard keybinds are a little obtuse - tab buttons pretty far from zxc for my tiny, emaciated pinky finger - but gamepad worked well.