Ah, abductions only happen when your cooling is not right. What you need to do is haul up a few cows and run your cooling cables through cored out rectum cores- that's how we Zeta Reticulans do it.
Waiddaminit! Isn't this what the Second Brain movement is foaming about. This is why one should cool cores down there in addition to up here. Sort of big/little core situation going on. Buncha performance cores and many little efficiency cores. Maybe the Zetas install GAN down there, or management engines and secure enclaves.. Back doors are wide open now, yessirree..