I remember a good few people voted for 'Anthropomorphic Furniture' as the modifier of the jam. To be honest I was secretly hoping for it. I love the whole concept. Every part from the title screen to the end card. It shows that a rather simple concept can turn out to be very effective.
If there is one thing I could ask for, I would say that it would have been nice to speed up time. I probably played this about 3-4 times before I beat it, and it would have been nice to skip the initial voice & speed up the text which you've already read. Then again, it's a 7 day game jam, and I'm being very picky here.
You should be very proud of yourselves for making a game which is truly 'so bad it's good'. I had a lot of fun with it.