After playing for stupidly long I thought to myself how I would review it by saying just that, I had played for stupidly long, and then continued for triple that time. My brain: off, numb, mush; my hands: autopilot at best. I don't know how you made this so addictive that if I pick it up again I don't know how long it will be until I put it down. What did you do to me?! I feel like I've been cursed, and the headache inducing chaos of the graphics furthers that theory. It feels like I just played Sonic.exe or Ben Drowned and now I'm going to die in three dies of mysterious causes.
Good game. Would not recommend to old people.