I really hope you dont take this the wrong way... I did not like that at all!!! haha
It's incredible how many devs on here managed to get me to play a genre that I don't enjoy.
The nice retro look got my attention first and then when I felt like I needed fresh pants already (the first time I heard... them) I saw a glow in the distance.
I wanted to quit but I also had to find out if I could get there.
I'm sure you spent a lot of time designing your game and you did a really great job but I can proudly tell you that your game can be finished by just running, keeping one eye closed and quietly saying "no no no no no no please leave me alone"