i'm a good rat???
um-well-this morning i've been sticking up talking ben photos and catboy pitbull photos all over the school.
i gave one to my 2nd period teacher, 4th, and 6th 'cause i have her for homeroom.
i also made ivan y julio stick a pitbull and ben in the boys bathroom <3
ANYWAYS-Ren really is in for a treat.
AWWWWWWWWW-MAN-GRRRRRR-
And sure! I'd love to read it! :D
OKAY-UHH-I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO START THIS BUT-AHEM-COUGH-COUGH-WHEEZE-
It was another regular day-well, so you thought so. Ren was walking around in the villages mini-mart which was outside, people selling shit blah blah blah-he had a small monkey, Abu. Abu was on Ren's shoulder, looking around at the carts, looking for something that had value. Ren glanced at the small carts, yawning. Abu then hopped off of his shoulder, going where a cart had jewelry. Abu then snatched up a ring when the seller wasn't looking. He ran back to Ren, and hopped back onto Ren's shoulder, handing it to him. Ren slipped it inside his pocket, whistling, minding his own business, y'know, being Ren.
Ren rolled his eyes, and sighed. He turned around, looking at the seller.
"Sir, I think you got the wrong person, I'm here minding my own business. I um-y'know-I have to be at this place in like-the next 5 minutes-soooooooo-nice meeting you, but I gotta go-adios!"
He waved at the seller, aaaand ran off. He looked at Abu, glaring at him.
"Great job on trying to steal that-dumbass.."
NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE DUDE-
He could hear the thundering footsteps of guards trailing after him, shouting and cursing.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36888898/chapters/92032549
