I don't really know how to help you out, as we obviously can't edit the game while it's in voting + I don't see how it could be crashing as well...
As soon as the game launches and you're in the tutorial, try pressing the mouse maybe?
Tried that, started slow, ended up crashing after 3 seconds. Maybe too much memory/cpu usage?
I really don't see how, unless you have like a pretty bad laptop I guess. Anyway, I'm sorry to hear that you're not able to play the game, and like I said, can't really see the reason, sorry about that...
