I've loved all of the funny comments so far but I really appreciate you providing some constructive criticism here.
I definitely wish I had more time to introduce more dialog options / choices, even the text for those choices. And I also originally wanted the final "boss" to be more involved, potentially have a gun or something. And I think avoiding shanks during rolling, to add some progression to the rolling portion of the game is a great idea, and would prevent it from being just the same situation multiple times. Really great ideas here, and glad you had some laughs with it!
If Markiplier actually ends up playing this game I will know for sure this is all just a simulation. Your mere proposal of that idea makes me giddy. Fingers crossed!