Why did the tomato cross the road? He wanted to play the epic skateboarding farming game Xtreme Ketchup Farming!
Ok, now for a real joke: a bear walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he'd like to order. The bear seems to decide that he should think about it for a while...
and a while longer
minutes began to pass
minutes became hours
It's now almost time for the bar to close, and the bartender is about to ask him what is taking so long, but then he see's how large the bears paws were. "Ah, I see you have big paws. and paws rhyme with pause, no wonder it's taking you so long." The bear responds by eating him because bears don't speak English.