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Tell me a joke and I'll play your game

A topic by Nick Winters created Aug 16, 2022 Views: 239 Replies: 19
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Looking for games to play/rate. Let's also create a thread of jokes (they can be about AI or whatever). Just leave a funny comment here and I'll play your game.

I'll start: "It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is … Real Stupid."

If you want, you can check out my submission at https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1661285. It's a short comedy puzzle game about a roomba and human drama.

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I almost called my game Four Door Horse Force Course but thought that was too much so I settled on just Horse Course. https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1663676

So a horse walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. The bartender goes, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife left me," as he motions across the bar to another horse wearing a shirt that says "Looking For A Ride?"

Submitted

Ahaha, well, a game with a name like that I have to play! XD It's funny how you shortened it lol

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RPG AI DUO by Noyou123 (itch.io) here is mine

What do you call a fish with no eyes? 


Fsh.

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lol

Submitted

Thanks, I'll check out your game shortly!

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I wanted to say a joke about an AI, but my cat walked on my keyboard and it said this instead: "akhshqkavsoqna0qlqgspqbsoabzoqnzgamvsmavs"

It's a CAT-astrophe!

I know you said jokes, but I think that these

PUN-tastic puns are just PURR-fect.

Who doesn't like cats? When I heard a meow,

I was FELINE fantastic!

I am not sorry for these PUN-ibble puns! :)

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Are you kitten me?

Submitted

Hahaha

Submitted

I am not kitten you lol

Submitted

Let's go! I'm going to go ahead and bring my cat to play with me this one XD

Submitted

lol, happy to know :)

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Hahaha I already like this thread^^
I'm not a native English speaker so it was quite hard to think of a joke that translates well but hopefully this does:

Today I'm alone in the office and bored enough to switch the N and M on as many keyboards as possible.
Some will call me a monster for that - others will call me a nomster.

Okay, I'll see myself out xD

P.S.: https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1661452 =)

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loooool

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lol! I'll check your game in a bit

Submitted

Why did the tomato cross the road? He wanted to play the epic skateboarding farming game Xtreme Ketchup Farming!

Ok, now for a real joke: a bear walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what he'd like to order. The bear seems to decide that he should think about it for a while...
















and a while longer


















minutes began to pass















minutes became hours




















It's now almost time for the bar to close, and the bartender is about to ask him what is taking so long, but then he see's how large the bears paws were. "Ah, I see you have big paws. and paws rhyme with pause, no wonder it's taking you so long." The bear responds by eating him because bears don't speak English.

Submitted

Great game, very fun

Submitted

What's the difference between an evil ultra-intelligent robot.    and.    a cat. 

There's a chance the robot will do what you tell it to do :D


My game (if interested):

https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1660453#post-6450532

Submitted

https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1662444

For anyone who knows how to fix hinges my door is always open :)

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Does this count as telling a joke?

https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/topic/2305229/ratings-in-exchange-for-first-edit...

Game is here if you fancy a gander :)

https://itch.io/jam/wowie-jam-4/rate/1663707