Well this was a nice little experience, it was short but I think sweet.
I did figure out from other comments that the goal was to get hit, so I kinda bypassed any confusion there. But admittedly I don't remember seeing anything in-game indicating I was supposed to do that.
The dialogue was pretty funny and the game was quick and to the point.
The visual effects didn't bother me much but I could easily see it being annoying for other players.
Overall not bad, good work!