Ah, that was well done. (Dare I say 'flavourful'?) I appreciate good humourous writing and this was; it had a very Prachettesque flair, especially in the humanization of the 'monster' races. I wish you'd leaned a little harder on the moustache joke when the knight enters - I really wanted to have his walrusiness confirmed in no uncertain terms. And right up until the end I wasn't entirely sure where you were going with it; the actual end made me grin.