Yes, quack. Eloquently put. 5 stars just for that moustache, another for the duck, clearly the communicator of the bunch.

"Quack"

Also that moodboard earns 5 stars

subverted my expectations a few times lol, very entertaining!

The set up for this story was flawless - the pieces were in place, and I could not see where they were going until the close to the end of the story, when all of the components crashed together like puzzle pieces to create a tapestry.  I at first thought the spicy star had been missed in the build up, but discovered it on a second read through.  The subversion of expectations of the poultry weapon was also welcome.

This is a nit-pick, but there area few places where a bit of additional punctuation could assist.  For example:

"What say you beast to first blood or to the first man or hmm beast that loses his weapon!”

Aside from that minor critique, this was an enjoyable read!  Thank you for sharing!

Ah, that was well done. (Dare I say 'flavourful'?) I appreciate good humourous writing and this was; it had a very Prachettesque flair, especially in the humanization of the 'monster' races. I wish you'd leaned a little harder on the moustache joke when the knight enters - I really wanted to have his walrusiness confirmed in no uncertain terms. And right up until the end I wasn't entirely sure where you were going with it; the actual end made me grin.

Gloriously silly.

Gloriously silly.

Duck no weapon, duck friend

Boy will that horse have the trots!

Quack. 

10/10 should be the stars of the AOF comic counterparts to Spoon and Trot. 

Flawless, perfect, must be made canon immediately.

This is hilarious. Well done.