So I liked the concept of showcasing the various OPR factions' reactions to some *very* unconventional weapons indeed ;). Some of the jokes and one-liners were really funny ('REDACTED BY THE HOLY ORDER OF BATTLE SISTERS' and 'guild of Dwarven Plumbers' made me laugh out loud!)
However, the grammar was very rough at times. In particular, you don't need a capital letter after quotation marks. You also have so many speakers that it's difficult to follow who's talking, since you often don't tag your dialogue. An easy solution here would be to amp up the stereotypes and pepper the conversation with more references to red wunz goin' faster and the holy God-Queen, since that would make things both easier to follow and suit the irreverent mood you're going for.
This is one of the better ideas I've seen in the jam so far for 'unconventional weapons', and I really appreciated the way you've chosen to play with the theme. Nicely done overall!