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Here it is, ladies and gents. Here is the massive update for this month.

Get your barf bags ready.

Coming soon, expect it soon, excuses.
The trifecta of caustic dumbassery.

Monthly Update: Carry-on Baggage Edition

Time flies and September is nearly ending, so it's time for another monthly update! The final tech test release is hopefully coming out soon(ish). I have to track down some bugs I encountered when using Ren'Py's rewind/replay system. Managing complex state properly through those transitions can get tricky. Other than that, no news (which is good). All has been said and done in the previous updates, I'll just have to crawl through the finish line at some point and get 0.4 out of the door. Expect a test release at some point when I have sorted out those few remaining bugs.

Zoroastra2 years ago (2 edits) (+1)(-8)

Test-releases are what gets released to the 9-dollar tier patreons. Nothing ever mentioned any public updates before 0.4's general release. Which is future music.

Mr Wasabi2 years ago(+6)(-2)

As others have already said, you do not have a clue about, well anything. There have never been any test releases, and I'm not wasting my time on you explaining it.

Bren2 years ago(+5)(-2)

At the end of the month, the simps are distributed out and all show up to talk about what an astronomical update just dropped, so astronomical it'll be out next month. Every time.

Zoroastra2 years ago (1 edit) (+1)(-1)

meh, I'll just tag as follow and see what happens.
Not like I'll be quite as on the edge of my seat about it as some people here seem to be lmao.

Still... it can't be a 'patreon scam' if there are no charges on Patreon... so meh.

CaRBoNiZe2 years ago(+3)

There is not a barf bag big enough to hold that epic steaming pile.

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FUCK THIS GAME2 years ago(+4)

Crawl through the finish line? More like somebody dragging a corpse that has been dead for 3 years across the finish line.

Carlos Arredondo2 years ago(+3)

That would be congruent with there still being a product left, and I'm not convinced there even is at this point. Game's dead and done. That's just the facts.

hentaihunter992 years ago(+2)

People on the patron page still believe this is being worked on. Keep up the great work? What a bunch of idiots.

timothybrantley322 years ago(+1)

Generic names. Generic responses. A blank profile and the fact nobody with a functioning brain impulse would post that moronic garbage praising something that has been in the works for 2 years with regurgitated excuses.

That's not a patron. That's probably the dev using a junk account to post on his own page.

Zoroastra2 years ago(+1)

What would be the point? His patreon account isn't charging any money atm. It would be a waste of the effort to dump perfectly good garbage.

it's far more likely that he got a little too ambitious in redoing everything from scratch while only really working on it as a hobby after a full-time job.

hentaihunter992 years ago(+3)

these updates have been a giant turd for the biggest portion of this game.

cciman2 years ago(+1)

The whole monthly post render bullshit is just a giant sham to stay known while he fingers his asshole each month. He's working on this while rebuilding everything? Bullshit. He's holding on to the few newbs who continue joining his page while he works behind the curtain on another project.

Carlos Arredondo2 years ago(+4)

Shocker.

There is always next month. And the next month. And the month after. And then there is always next year.

And the year after.

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timothybrantley322 years ago

I actually feel pretty bad for the dead horse at this point.

cciman2 years ago(+1)

Don't worry. It'll be drug out and beat to death all over again next month when stencil slings his monthly shit on the wall.

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