{A small puppy, in a basket}
"Woof!"
bf: A PUPPYYY :D
-brings the puppy inside the house-
bf: were gonna have a great time with each other! ^-^
":3"
bf: so what do you wanna do little buddy?
bf: oh yeah right... your a animal. animals don't talk...
bf: so... do you have a name little buddy?
"Biscuit!"
...
bf: biscuit... AWW IT EVEN HAS A CUTE NAME GIRLFRIEND COME DOWN AND SEE WHAT I BROUGHT IN!
-she grabs biscuit-
gf: i'll take this cutie with me!~
"Okay!"
*shoots like in postal 2*
:<
wtf
