You need to get your shit together. As well as that, get it through your thick head that you're adopted.
little baby pooped themselves and needs a wittwe nappy?
*wittle. If you're trying to be funny- You seem to have so much experience with what people say around babies, I'd say that you've probably just grown out of being one; hello, 2 year old! Come, take your first steps! Awwwwwww, you hungry?
little poopy butthole?
