I know I do. They'll be earning more than the squirt deserves.
maybe we can readopt them when they make enough money. Or turn them in for their crimes
Sure. Lets make them sign a legal document now when they're young and dumb to come back ten years later and give us everything they own
p e r f e c t, cant wait
Hello? I'm here to sign a legal document for you?
oh yeah! Hello child of ours! We've prepared the document. Dont worry about reading it, its all unimportant info anyways. Just sign right here!
Yes. I have signed without reading. Now may I leave?
yeah, get out of our sights
Wait! Why has my bank account been emptied out and sent to yours?
because the contract, obviously. Dont you remember?
