maybe we can readopt them when they make enough money. Or turn them in for their crimes
Sure. Lets make them sign a legal document now when they're young and dumb to come back ten years later and give us everything they own
p e r f e c t, cant wait
Hello? I'm here to sign a legal document for you?
oh yeah! Hello child of ours! We've prepared the document. Dont worry about reading it, its all unimportant info anyways. Just sign right here!
Yes. I have signed without reading. Now may I leave?
yeah, get out of our sights
Wait! Why has my bank account been emptied out and sent to yours?
because the contract, obviously. Dont you remember?
You told me not to read the contract!