Look, mum - I mean, Your Majesty! - Nobody died of dysentery!
It never occurred to me to reroute the Oregon Trail through the middle of a supermarket. I'm glad it you did. That was funny and really charming. Compliments to the narrator too, he did a great job.
With a bit more gameplay, I'm sure you could make a really entertaining, longer game out of it that is closer to the source material but still remains original. But it also works very well as a short, light-hearted coffee break game.
Very fun. Or to put it another way:
Awesome!