"its like I'm educating a child here"
That's my line.
Also, you keep going on about "objectifying us women", but why do you say "us"? Nobody is objectifying you. Nobody is telling you to kiss girls. And nobody is forcing you to visit the page of a male-oriented porn game when it is obviously not something you can handle. So why do you? Masochism?
Let me tell you about real men, since you brought it up. Real men who see you acting like this will realize that you're not someone they want to be with, and proceed to look for a real woman. Someone with grace who can keep her calm and communicate rationally and respectfully without calling names or going off the rails. They're looking for a loving partner in life , not a hysteric ball of spitefulness that makes everything about herself.