This game is unsettling in a way I once thought reserved for early 90s CGI music videos. The game loop is half 'Leave No Stone Unturned Simulator' and half 'close your eyes and pretend you cant hear the noises'. It controls like the unholy lovechild of Sonic The Hedgehog and Bennet Foddy's Getting Over It, still slick from the womb. I hate that this was ever installed on my computer. Five stars.