Hey, thanks for playing and for giving me feedback! I'm sorry the RNG wasn't on your side, usually it's pretty fair. Also, I gotta make sure to prevent the dynamite problem from occurring again, but didn't have time during the jam unfortunately.
As for the inanimate objects, it's on purpose! There's lore behind it that I didn't get to fully implement. Basically, because you're ship crashed, you are on a tiny island with this character, Eon. You play a "card" game, but obviously there are no real cards, so you use whatever you have on this island.
I'm looking to make this more clear in the future :D