Well this was an insane throwback to stick figure punishment simulators of the 2000's! I tried using a couple different weapons, and I think the fireball and melee weapons ended up working the best. When I tried using the assault rifle it never seemed to fire.
The QWOP-like controls added a very SBIG element to the game, combined with the insane physics and performance hit caused by all the gore.
And the menu and intro slides are 100% "so bad it's good", with the awkwardly placed and roated UI, and the horrible MS paint spelling. It all comes together so astoundingly well!
Also the history fan in me appreciates the reference to Teddy Roosevelt's foreign policy.
This is a janky, ugly mess, characteristic of someones first finished game attempt. And it is PERFECT for this jam!
Good work!