Ok... So... Where do I start? There's so much to say (all positive things, I swear!).
First thing first, I recognized you from the GWJ#60 (Yokai Panic), and I have to say that I'm awed by this gem. (^˵◕ω◕˵^)
To say that the idea is genius would be an euphemism. I liked how the page description fit very well with the game and also provided the preface, like the few lines at the back of old DVD cases.
The AI animation is fun to watch. I liked that it says different things when I click on the sprite.
Onto the game itself: I enjoyed the small bit of story at the beginning and all the minigames. I think that you found the perfect balance between funny and playful/mischievous in some cases, especially with the spam and the AI that sometimes moved the window (or was it just my impression?).
After I finished the three levels, I noticed that the icons on the monitor could be clicked, but I absolutely loved the idea.
Adding the option to disable Beardy and/or Spam was a nice touch and really helpful for accessibility. Kudos.