Well, here comes Stencilbits with his dead game making his usual end of the month rounds, right on schedule for the past 4 years.
And who'd of guessed? He wants us to wait another 2-3 weeks for another blockbuster of an update.
But I'm sure all the patrons who have stayed signed for 4 years waiting on this garbage all collectively fell out of their seats.
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Monthly Update: Rodeo Rider Edition
Another month and another summer is soon past us, which means it's time for the tried and true monthly update! Refreshed from my summer vacation, I finished some lingering issues, both at work and home. More importantly to you, I also drafted some plans for the future. As mentioned in previous updates, Offucts 0.4 has been pretty much ready for a while now, and currently I'm just angling for a good opportunity to get back in the saddle and start producing more content. Hopefully, with a more consistent release speed. Starting and immediately stopping again would be pretty disappointing at this point.
As for the final destination, expect a new Patreon update and more news around September 17th, so a few weeks from now. New and old plans revealed, planning my future timetable, and maybe even the final release date for 0.4. Plus, whatever else will be relevant, including perhaps some art dumping from the dark corners of my hard drive. So, until then!
As always, I'm not going to take any Patreon payments until 0.4 is out (I'll temporarily suspend my Patreon at the end of each month until then).
The rest of the post is mostly copied from my previous updates for those who are new or want to be reminded of what will be coming next. See you in the next post, thanks for your support and patience!
Whatever you do Stencilbits, you don't want to disappoint anyone even though you haven't released a single update in over 4 years. I think that ship done sailed.
Both at work and at home, wait... you mean Stencilbits actually has work? And a job??? Does he ever show up for it? Or does he just get hired and sit at home for years and pretend to be at work.
Curious minds want to know.
Well, if the work ethic he has shown us these past 4 years is any indication, he mostly just posts about it on Patreon.
If you sort through the easter basket of excuses and other garbagy junk he plasters on the patreon, there's more than one post where he talks about a new job so apparently not only can he not be bothered to finish his games, he can't be bothered to hold a job either.
But don't worry. Ole Stencilbits will ride in next month, or in a few weeks actually, to tell us all about how hard at work he's been and how it's coming out next month after he goes on another bug hunt, goes on another vacation, goes to another job, goes to hell, etc.
