Amazing goblin names, I am going to steal them for a dnd game (the highest honor I can give). Changing the fonts was a decent work around for your word count but it made reading it much more taxing. Also, the gag about the demon's balls getting bashed in by goblins was funny, but felt very... out of place. (That could also just be my sense of humor, so y'know) I very much like this Battle Brother seeing a gang of goblins and just going "yeah I'll adopt them." I am now imagining a set of goblin squires for a unit of Battle Brothers, and that's always a good thing.
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I knew a lot of people wouldn't catch it unless they read the description for them but he's actually an Eternal Warden, so those goblins are in for a big surprise when they find out what being honored at the temple means. (they're getting sacrificed to power their warden god) I like the idea that wardens don't think of this as a bad thing and don't understand it when the champions they bring home get upset.
Also goblins have an entire school of martial arts called boing-loing-kata that focuses on disabling opponents by targeting lower weak spots. It's one of the few combat disciplines that can hold their attention.