'What? What galaxy would a stoic Dorf and brave Owk wun fwom a fite?
Thiiiis oneeeee.
Some great humor in this tale. I love that the Dwarf's 'culture' and 'education' meant almost every escape plan revolved around their perceived Dwarf Society value in riches and thus gold. That and the Orc counter culture of 'I don't really have any attraction to this shiny crap like you weirdos do.' Great stuff.