Man, this was the very last I was expecting this jam, but I loved every second of it. Among the sea of uninspired flash games ('dodge the anvil but you're santa'; 'throw the anvil but you're santa'), suddenly there's a game that's not only genuinely unique and creative within the jam, it also turns out to be the game with the most unique art style I've ever seen in general. I'd even go so far as to call this game - dareIsayit - artistic.
Not only am I perplexed by every single creative step this game takes, it also makes me severely worried for what goes on in your brain - and that should be taken as a big compliment.
Props to you for actually making something so viciously unique.
Oh, and not to forget, you deserve to end up in the top 5 if only for the line "the seat cushion is an abstract art piece of my fat ass's curvature".
