bahahaha, I love your game! You have great sense of humor, too.
You might be novice by the experience, but you're definitely very, very talented.
You might actually score high in the novice department!
Anyway, here's more detailed feedback:
Art: 9/10. VERYYYYY CUTE, indeed. you've a great artstyle.
Music: 7.5/10. Calming, but unnoticeable. more sfx would fix this.
Theme: 11/10. Very nice idea. And the maze thingies are very smart, too.
Code and implementation: 8.5/10. A few hiccups in dialogue here and there, but still good overall.
KEEEEEP it up!