Believe me, I can read the checklist. The problem is, most activities are impossible because one of the core functionalities of the game is missing -- acquiring money. There is no way to do so. Yet, somehow you are able to lose the $0 you have the entire time.
Also, don't tell me I need to progress more to unlock it, because I literally need money to progress further than I have. The fact that other people are able to progress just means something is either bugged or horrifically unintuitive to reach.