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full breadstick achieved. it's tough as steel.

the ui is solid in general. i was a little stuck at first though. when the intro was over, i couldn't figure out what to do next because the quest board looks like it has empty pieces of paper. i clicked many things before i figured out that i need to accept quest, and then exit, and then click battle. i wish accepting quest started the battle immediately.

as it was pointed out, seeing the stats of your army and parts could be nice as well. i think some currency balancing might be good as well, because on my first try i just built 5 katanas and kept winning everything x)

i think it's pretty neat that it was built without an engine.

music is nice (i've been listening to it for half an hour now), sfx work well and feel very organic.

art is very pretty.

there's some room to grow, so i hope you can expand it and add a few more story bits, because currently it feels like there's no endgame. except for the bread army maybe xD

Same here half the country away from you, just refreshed and everything works!

my two tracerts, with vpn and without, end with exactly the same set of lines, yet the website is still inaccessible from a Russian IP.

when browsing without a vpn, my browser tells me that the connection isn't secure and there is no SSL certificate. however, a vpn with european ip gets access without issues in the same browser and loads the certificate.

i asked someone else to try, and they said that their normal ip had no access, however using a vpn which connects to an ip within russia they were able to load the website. not sure what's going on there, i asked them to also check what certificate they get on the vpn, still waiting for the response.

upd: just heard back from the other person. they use Kaspersky Antivirus which somehow installs its own ssl certificates, so that's why the website could be opened from Russia.

ps. i do not recommend installing Kaspersky to fix the issue.

bug fixes 100%. there are a few annoying things in the ui, which forced me to actually tell people how to avoid them, and that's bad user experience.

Shovel is his most effective spell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tbh seeing him play gave me an idea for a different approach, so I had to try again. And then he finished it, and it motivated me to do better :>

It was quite challenging, but not impossible. Really made me think about what buttons I had to press mid-jump, instead of just smashing space and shift randomly.
You could make it even harder and turn it into the next Boshy :D

i beat in in 700 attempts 💪

I just want to be a little virus, play with a ball, nom on a file. But life shattered me into a thousand pieces, and a firewall burned my ass. I still can't get past level 3, and got called a grandma for it by Mr. Excessive Profanity.

Hahah, thank you :D Well, I have good news: there's more of this style of humour, and sometimes even branching choices in my webcomics, which you can find on my website (or on Tapas). I recommend starting with Habits (which was also about spoons in the last episode), and then moving onto other stuff. And hopefully maybe in the future I'll actually clean up this game and continue the story. Or make something new!

True. The other problem was that I never made a game before, all of the game engines that I tried at first made my brain boil. I ended up picking a very simple visual novel engine. So, despite what Thor said, I couldn't just decide what to make and then pick a suitable engine. I wrestled with gamemaker for three weeks before the jam started, and nothing worked D: I think I'm going to keep tinkering with other software, maybe I'll finally find something which will let me make that 4/3.

thank you, madi <3

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for playing! <3

I little over a day. I had a massive headache until the last two days of the submission period, so I could only work when it went away xD

Planned a lot more for this little story game, but I think the fact that I managed to finish it at all is quite the achievement. It's about 2/3 of my original idea.

https://itch.io/jam/pirate/rate/2492414

Spreading, it is.