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OK, I've rated this game highly and wanted to drop a little bit of a message about it. Not a huge wall of text, like it should be praising every detail of the game, but you see, that's the problem. This game is so well constructed and pulls you in so easily that I just realized I had been playing it for the past four hours and I have other things I have to do. I'm a smoker, outdoors only, and I forgot to go take a cigarette break! So, congratulations on creating digital crack. Again, I'd say a lot more but that would take time away from the game and I'm sorry, I have to get back to my addiction. First one is free, right?

I am only providing a high rating for this game because I am of the firm belief that no photons were in fact injured during it's creation. If I am not correct in this assumption, I would prefer not to know as it would shatter the basis of my reality, at least as it relates to the nature of the Incremental Game Jam contest rules. Additionally, altering the rating of the game if this were taken into account, assuming it were true, which I am absolutely certain it is not, would be a clear indication on the part of the gaming commission that photons had indeed been harmed and that would allow me to deduce the truth of this atrocity, thereby invalidating my initial request that I not be informed in the event of photon mistreatment. Sometimes it is just better that we do not learn the horrible truth about the nature of our universe and so long as I can at least believe in one where all photons are happy, content and free to pursue a life of religious fulfillment, then the rating I have given this game is a true and accurate representation of my feelings regarding it in all its' performance capacities.

Amen.

Well, sorry for the 7 day delay getting back to this but at least I finally did and I can report success! I was able to play the game to completion. It was fun, interesting and different. I would have liked the ability to say demolish something to build something else instead, and I had some troubles zooming out to see the whole field, but aside from that, I'd say you put together a pretty decent time waster with the capacity to grow into an honest to goodness ADHD crippling style idle game. I can imagine ways to build complexities into the basic concept that would certainly leave me in a gelatinous state of pseudo-existence whose sole purpose is to construct altars where one might sing the hymnals to the gods of click, desperately hoping that they might grant a small click bonus favor to the masses, unworthy though they may be... Or maybe, you know, a less intense idea might work too...

Nope. Exactly the same as before. I'm on a Windows 7 PC running Google Chrome Version 89.0.4389.72 (Official Build) (32-bit) in case that means anything. Unfortunately I do not have another system I could test it on at the moment, but at least Neniu's success with a linux system and failure with multiple browsers on Windows gives you more troubleshooting avenues to explore.

Yes, what Neniu said... I'm in the same boat. There are no controls, nothing happens no matter where I click, I have no resources.  So, what I do have, is two boxes of different colors, stats that don't change, zero instructions and what may well be the most boring game of all time. There must be something we're missing here... Is it not configured for certain browsers or is this some kind of exceptionally weak joke?