oh and you TECHNICALLY need 29 BLUE cucumbers, since one of 'em is inside one of the blue doors (there are more than 30 of 'em (and more than 190 GREEN ones))
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Here's whatcha need for the EPIC TRUE ENDING:
1: 190 GREEN cucumbers
2: 30 BLUE cucumbers
3: all the MISSFORTUNE tokens (probably the hardest part 'cause you can miss out on some of 'em, which will mean starting all over (the game's pretty short, if you know the general directions, you'll finish it in less than an hour)
GUIDE TO THE THIRD THING YOU NEED, OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE SPOILERS HERE: tell the bard girl (I'm bad at names) to go by herself first 2 times, the 3'rd time tell her to stay, then find her, or the picture; get all the BAD endings, which means: fucking up the order of ingridients in the courage potions making; giving the tomato cultists the tomato shard; getting the password wrong 3 times; fucking up the words in portal making (follow the red words instead of green); fucking up the words in debugging of glitches thrice; and "dying" twice in the dream world.
That's it, I'm not giving a guide on the other stuff, you just need to explore and do quests for 'em (look for shells, they're everywhere)
I THINK that's it... oh right, you still need to open all the GREEN and BLUE doors, don't worry: they're at the last stretch and you can't miss 'em, since they'll be in your way, don't forget to explore the door's interior, the GREEN one will need you to just look around but the BLUE one you'll climb a bit, key words are ON TOP OF THE PAINTING, THE VERY BIG ONE
And THAT is it, hope you had fun playing the game, I certainly did (not in that way, it's too good for that)
Wow this is surprisingly good, don't have any real complains besides 1: enemies swarming real fast and 2: no "sandbox" mode (self explanatory but I'll say what I'd like in it if it were to be added: ability to change the NUMBERS to whatever you want, spawn stuff and give it attributes and, well, no consequences for actions (also good place to practice STRATEGY) yeah so... that's it... reply if you see this I guess)