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I am, so excited. I like this game a bunch

I often find myself in a situation where both me and my foe are on the ground. They'll be down for a while and I'm just down there to restore stamina or wait for them to be vulnerable for some "invasive combat".  Sometimes, I'm also flaccid. I would love it if, when someone enters the HANDS AND KNEES stance--and you're sitting up or in the same pose--you can grab those cheeks. Maybe it's a stance! maybe there's an anallingus option much like PLOP DOWN. It'd be useful and immersive~ Plus it's a bit of a shortcut to my persona end goal of cumming in all comers.

I've been playing since just before  2.0 launched and I STILL find myself hungry as hell as a thief. When I get to Verdant Valley, every 4th space is a game of chance to find food or a game over. MOST OFTEN, I find a party where I get just drunk enough to cancel out the food I gained and leave me in the exact same situation. Theres 1 meat merchant who never resupplies and you have to wait like 3 days for the store all the way in Silajam to resupply 2 meat.

Speaking of thief, I miss being able to steal. The chances in town seem lower or straight up impossible and I cant rob rich Ogres. If 5-finger discounts are a little OP, how about enemies dropping money? the bounty on Mount Xiub is hefty, but it goes away FAST.

Full  Nelson is just grappling. What if you overpower/skill your foe so thoroughly(or they have so little stamina left) that you actually put them in a lifted, knees to ears full nelson--the reverse suspended congress, if you will. New stance~

What if the strange merchant sold wearables other than chastity? Hero with a horse or dog penis strapped over his? That's a whole bunch of new, kinky writing! Fix them goblins right quick!

The problem with being a thief is that you never have too much food, unlike, say, a ranger, who seemingly doesn't have food problems at all. It used to be that I could farm bits of money from encounters like Ogres, but now I can only get money from finding things like caches and artifacts, and usually get by by stealing sometimes. I must say, it makes a whole lotta sense, but as a thief, I face starvation pretty often. if Silajam had more food readily available, it'd be much different story. (Again, though, I also rest more often than I heal).

I started trying to learn how to succeed as a Ranger, and it seems like that class has food for weeks. I dont know for sure yet if Rangers have this problem, but I hardly have to even think about food as a Ranger--especially compared to the thief. And I put up with the struggle enough to get my thief to 25 before I stop and await  the next update.

I believe that you do start with a dagger. It's just terrible and is only good for the bleed damage you'll almost never notice. I go and buy (or steal) a rapier, which is a way way better dagger. And then go and pick fights in the local area until I'm rich and-or bold enough to acquire shoes and a good shield. Then I leave the local area.

I fight with the intention of countering and I take shots when they either fall or I find time to trip them. When you get used to it, it'll seem like it's easy, but 60 hp is as much as you're gonna have for a very long time and sometimes, you being quick and perceptive isn't enough against a good ol' one-shot. So you're right in picking your battles. I often avoid a fight I know I CAN win just because I know how much food it'll cost me to heal and the RNG related to starvation is unkind.

I play a thief. Not to steal (which seems like a 50/50 regardless) but so I can max my AGI, and wear down my foes with stability-damaging moves before dominating.  Somehow, playing this way, I can remain an anal virgin unless I get a game over; and sometimes it straightup fails. However staying an anal virgin bars you from having the bow, so every encounter that I cant avoid fighting is quite a duel. I dont buy anything except food (which I wish was more accessible) and the occasional med supply to save on food. When I get into a fight, I start a chain of blocks and parries until the enemy is unstable, then I slide to knock them down. If I'm flaccid, this is my chance to face sit and get hard. Then I let em get up so I can work their HP down and drain their stamina.

And then I buttfuck em. Sometimes I do this many times in a loop so I can buttfuck em a lot. I really wish there was more art for topping, but I know what this game is about~

If you let a centaur (not unicorn) nut inside you, they'll give you one.