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Clicking to install that ''new'' 0.8 version... Tells me it's going to install the 0.7.1 version.
What ?

I could post a screenshot (like, on Imgur) of it, though it's in french (language of my computer).

Everytime I open this game, I get a warning popup about... something ?
Something about ''error in profile'' and about the NW.js version. I don't even know what 'NW.js' is !?
I can still play the game, but that's rather confusing.

Still, I tried in-browser too, and I got the same result.

Never played the game before, so... Must be the newest version ?

First, I tried via the itch.io website ''in-browser'' version (Firefox's latest version). Didn't work.
Then, I downloaded the game via the Itch desktop program, to see if it did the same thing. I just clicked the 'Install' button and said 'yes' to it. Started the game and made a save and tried to load it. I tried having the save located on my desktop, in the Itch folder, and in the game folder(inside Itch's game folder). Same result each time.

*Want to load a save*
''Must have itch-cave program, sorry !''

-What the heck is itch-cave and why did I **NOT** need it before this HTML game ?
Right now, I can't load ANY save, because of that ''thing?''.

So, once you install a vibrator... How do you remove it ?
I tried clicking on everything and pretty much every pixels and I found no way to just 'Remove' it.
(Note: On the character, I can 'detach' the air pump and the buttplug, but no other choice.)

Keys... are... 1-use... Are you SERIOUS?!
Well, my frustration and dislike for the game suddenly doubled, that's for sure.

This has potential, but the fact that the creatures go in-and out at the speed of *light* is very annoying. Trying to ''plug'' holes works very little, when trying to move them from one room to another.

The desert area says it still has '2 large anomalies detected', even if I have looked- and walked on- Every. Single. TILE! in that area... That's a bug, right ? All the other areas on that planet are at 0, so ?

So, all 3 objectives listed in the quest are ''highlighted'' in green (I guess this means that they are... done ?)... But I can't report the quest to the guild ?
I went around and talked to everyone I could possibly see. I tried to go into all possible location in the world map. I have no idea whatsoever on how to progress this quest.

Ever since getting the ''anti-magic coating formulae'' from the Item/alchemy shop, I keep getting an odd error message here and there (usually when, I think, the game tries to update the related quest).
Something about ''ID4 and ID25''... I skipped 1 or 2 Error messages before.
EDIT: and got a 3rd one about ''ERROR: Tried to close objective with ID5 of quest with ID25, but no such objective is registered.''
EDIT: aaaaaand ID6 with ID25.

May I ask what it was ?

I have a question... Are ANY of the bosses 'actually' beatable, with each of their attacks doing well over half your life, without being 'forced' into the Bimbo levels ?

So... have you found the solution ?

There doesn't seem to be a way to actually 'win' in Sandbox Mode.

Well, damn... So, found a woman outside of Royal City, that I fought, and she took me inside the city.
Just near the Inn/tavern there's a bald guy that, if I talk to him, a speech window pops open, but it's empty and I can't close it.

After a moment something familiar pops up:
''Loading Error
Failed to load: img/faces/SlumMaleFaces.png
Retry''

Retry loops. Must close manually and reload a save.
Getting very annoying.

After saving 2 cowgirls from a minotaur at the Milk Farm, when I re-enter the building and the automatic scene starts... I get a black screen (after 'hearing a loud noise?') with 'Now Loading' on it, and after a moment, a small ''pop-up'' appears on the black screen saying :

''Loading Error
Failed to load: img/characters/$cowgirlyellow Bust3.png
Retry''

Retry just loop back to loading at then Retry.

Why does this game, when starting it, tells me it ''needs'' the (Windows) 'Direct Play' program installed ? But, if I just click 'cancel', I can play the game fine ? This looks slightly suspicious.

the "edit game" menu ?
Huh, were you talking to the develloper there or me ? Because, I don't really understand/see where I must go for this ''menu'' ?

Alright, so I'm at the 'Last day on the cruise ship' part, where you go around doing ''mini-events'' to eat/drink.
That 'last day' seem to have some major visual bugs.

I started it with a full belly and, whatever I do/how long I wait, it won't shrink down (visual appearance of the character) by itself.
And, on the other hand, after I do the fishing mini-game and she swallows the fish, her belly will (visually) look completely flat/empty, even if I eat enough (through items) to fill her FP/hunger meter.

My only save is during this Part, and I ***SERIOUSLY*** hope I'm not screwed and her appearance is locked up...

''Cannot read property 'build' of undefined.''

When 'trying' to install this via the Ichio app that's, you know, on the website where this game is... -_-

https://imgur.com/a/Zlzjn9T

This makes keeping it updated a more unnecessarily frustrating affair, really.

Also, it makes little sense that a game- a *paying* one at that- on the Itchio website... isn't even compatible with said website's app.

Main, main... MAIN problem. *Visibility* issues.
I love inflation a LOT, but I also want to be able to 'play' the darn game, for more than 2.5sec, before being unable to 'see' anything.

*cough*

After some ''digging'', here's what I found:

Card: Rat
Card: Bess
Card: Oreo Fembull
Card: Choc.Fembull
Card: Loyal Cow
Card: Moomaid
Card: Ushioni
Card: Chiropter Cow
Card: UddSucker
Card: Black Spudder
Card: Moo'dMother
Card: Minostrous
Card: Werecow
Card: Bat
Card: Spirit
Card: Grass
Card: Milly
Card: Serah
Card: Overlord
Card: Cleric

So... I paid money.

"Cannot read property build of undefined" error when trying to install this game.

This is annoying, problematic, and need to be fixed.