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Game is in shambles. How do you get said key for the door? Ive gone everywhere but couldnt find it.

I picked up the pistol, then accidentally reloaded a FULL magazine. It took away the ammo, and the reserve mag. There isnt even a counter to show how much ammo you have left. The game probably just sets it to 0 then adds 6 or something, which isnt really how reloading (or ammo at all) works.

I got killed by a slime (I think), because I couldnt uncrouch.  The mechanic is broken. When you crouch, you cant stand up.  What the hell?

There seems to be a useless delay (animation) when crouching. Its like 1 second long, which doesnt sound like a lot, but boy do you feel it. I guess thats why the crouching is broken. The game seems to be stuck in that middle transition frame between crouching and standing and just goes back to crouching.

There is an about button in the menu, but it doesnt work. I mean, sure, it isnt that important, but why is it even there? Is it that hard to code some text to show up when you press a button? I dont know. You know which button does work though? The patreon one. I guess it was a priority. Id suggest actually fixing the game, before asking for money. I mean, this game is barely playable, do you think I want to pay 5 dollars for some useless cosmetic?

PS: I forgot to add, the stamina drains real fast. Too fast. Either make actions use less stamina, or remove the mechanic. Its cumbersome, not "fun" in a sense

Rating: 7 bugs out of 10 cyberpunks 2077s,

Im getting tired of this patreon bullshit.

Let me get this clear: There is a Seduction meter in the game. It fills up as you play. When if fills up, there is literally a button to view the unlocked animation. There is a gallery option to view the anims in the menu. The dealers literally show up in the gallery when you fill their seduction meter. Hell, you can go and buy clothes for the dealers. But it's only when you actually try to SEE the animations themselves, that the game just shows you a picture saying "nuh uh! you didnt give us money! anims are only for supporters!"

Thats crazy. No, thats WILD. I mean, Isnt that the whole point of the game? The animations? Why would you make all these options available only for when you actually want to view an animation, just tell them they have to pay? Oh yeah, cause of greed. I forgot. Cause devs can allow themselves to do it without anyone questioning it cause people here are goddamn sheep. Thats just how it is, downvote if you'd like.

Thats not even the best part.

See, as special as this game tries to make these animations look, if you just look at the file sizes, youll see that both and paid version are 220MB. Huh, weird. Shouldn't the free version have a smaller size cause of the missing animations? Well, no. They're there. In the game. The only things blocking you from accessing them are merely a couple lines of code, and a jpeg trying to convince you that this game is worth anything. In the game files themselves, the animations are all there. All the frames, all the dealers, all states, even the audio. Its just that there is some code that blocks those animations playing.

Now, Im not fancy programmer, so unfortunately, I cant tell you how to fix this. However, if someone manages to extract those assets (only jpgs really!), then its just putting the images together with the audio. Or if someone erases that cockblock code or something. Either way, its only a matter of time before somebody records the animations and releases them to the public, and that gives me comfort. Anyway, I wrote and deleted many paragraphs for this "review", I have 1000 more things to say, but I wont bore you, or myself. I gave you the keys to animations, you figure the rest.

Quite a simple game. All you do is go around, put presents in houses, and interact with the girls. There are issues, though (as with every H game, lol). When I first played, I actually just went to the edge of the map and died. Then I realised that you have to actually press DOWN to enter the chimneys, the game doesn't really tell you that. The jumping is kind of janky. Sometimes my characeter can slide down a roof with me being able to do nothing about it. The controls menu is alright, but a little cluttered. There's no need to have 4 keys to do the exact same thing. DOWN key is for interaction. Arrow keys are not shown, though they work just fine.

These aren't any big issues really, but they are there, just to point out. The promise of 10 unique H animations is kiiiind of misleading, if you look at it a certain way. There are 5 animations, each animation having 2 girls. So, its not really 1x10, more like 2x5.

There isn't much else to say. The animations are smooth, there is voice acting (although only 1 sound file), and there's even CUM anims.

Final rating: 5 eggnogs. Worth 3$? Not really, just find some gallery video. This game has practically no gameplay.

I got a score of 12. The game doesnt really make it clear what each card does, how placements work, or how to gain coins in the first place. The way you place islands is also quire weird. The only thing this game has going for it is a cool gameplay concept, however executed poorly.

Gameplay 10/35
Graphics 14/35
Soundtrack 10/35
Bonus points - 1 for custom cursor

Its pretty solid. Thats it. There really isnt much to say, its a solid game.There seems to be a circle in the main menu, and I'm assuming thats a special badge kind of thing, but I dont know how to get it.It's a fun game. I like maze games anyway, so this was fun for me. The mazes are almost too easy though, like, the final one was just up, down, up, down.I like the character. I dont know her name or what she is, she seems to be some kind of underwater shark furry catgirl policewoman (maybe mermaid?) kind of thing. I like her and the fact that she doesnt have an overexaggerated (almost cringy) personality.I like the graphics, theyre nice, pixel perfect, and simple. The UI is also clean, though that doesnt say much.Its a good game, I wish there were more levels and content.

I don't know if it's just me, but when you get to the second stage, nowhere in the game have I seen text telling you that you have to fall off the ground. I spent like 15 minutes climbing up and down, trying to sneak to the magician to the left, only to figure out by chance that you have to fall off the ground by pressing S + shift (if I remember correctly). Other than that, the controls are unintuitive, the game tells you how to attack before telling you how to move, the enemies one shot you, the whole level design is unbalanced. Glad I didn't pay for this, couldn't even get past Stage 2

There is a version 0.6.6, but I doubt it will be released here, I believe its only for patreon. Kinda bummed to see the game going this way, but hey, good thing about the internet is that everything is free if you look hard enough ;)

Honest review: Its so mid, feels too random for enjoyment
Story: 1/5

Gameplay: 2/5

Animations: 1/5

Honest review: H Scenes have no way of escaping, the foreground and background could be seperated better, and the collision isnt great, along with the feedback.
Story: x
Gameplay: 1/5
Animations: 2/5

Game keeps crashing

Hello everyone. Whenever I try to go to the first night, the game gets stuck on the loading screen and becomes unresponsive, then eventually crashes. I've tried toggling every setting, but nothing worked. Any help on how to fix this?