On browser I've pressed every key on the keyboard, including arrows, numpad, home-end-del area, everything.

The character stands still and does nothing. The only keys I've seen do anything are P pausing, and some F(number) keys at the top saving screenshots or toggling a crt filter. It doesn't respond to a gamepad either. Character refuses to move. 

Downloading the tic, it runs about at 2 fps and character still won't respond to any controls. I don't understand what's going on.